funny, finnier, funniest.

Globale Suche nach... wirklich witzigen Witzen.
2001: Funniest joke found (Die Deutschen fanden dei witze witziger als die Kanadier.)
2002: Funniest joke found

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

(Die deutsche Übersetzung von AFP in der Lokalzeitung ist zum Haare ausraufen, aber immerhin noch witzig.)

Im Dezember 2001 führte noch:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up. "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce." Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!"

(Dder war wohl nicht global genug.)

Franzosen mögen:

"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?" "Absolutely! What's the second question?"

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